I was starting to get worried that I was watching the wrong show, but today's episode proved that it is in fact still ENT. And wow, I thought I hated Archer before. Nope. NOW I hate Archer. First of all he takes his damn dog on an away mission to the planet of people who are super touchy about everything and lets Portho take a leak on their holy tree and then can't understand why they are upset about it. He whines and whines to T'Pol until she tells him straight up that she thinks he cares more about his dog than the ship. Which is literally true. Oh, Portho got sick since MAYBE it isn't a good idea to take him on away missions and while Phlox is working on him Archer decides he has to sleep in sickbay. And then he can't understand why Phlox is up all night DOING HIS JOB SINCE PHLOX NEVER SLEEPS. Finally he admit to himself he is attracted to T'Pol which I guess is supposed to be good? He also finally apologizes and gets the parts which we are supposed to be proud of him for? What is he 4 years old? On this upside that is a good summary of the entire episode so I don't have to write one below.
Review: This is by far the worst episode of Star Trek I have watched in the last two years. The captain is horrible to his crew and awful at his job and I wish this show was over all ready.
1 out of 10
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